In exciting roster news, the Pen & Pencil Club softball front office has succeeded in replacing the unfortunate defection of Dr. Liz Higgins for the coming 2012 Center City Softball League season.
Please welcome Liz Gabor to the team. As you know, much of the delay in the search was to, in fact, find another "Liz" because the general manager insisted we could not spring for a new team beer cozy with some other name on it.
New Liz works at the Philadelphia Industrial Development Corporation (and plays for the PIDC softball team) and also finds time to work about three soccer leagues into her busy schedule. Liz did her drinking practice at Fordham University and in grad school at Penn. She will fit in nicely.
Liz has been signed to a one-year, free agent contract. She will wear No. 10 and play anywhere she damn pleases. Join me in extending a laurel and hearty handshake upon her arrival.
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